Home coming process hints

21 months ago, I was packing my things in Paris and moving back to Beirut...

Today I remembered this period as I was having lunch with one of my friends who is currently experiencing the same 'home coming' process. (gladly I am not the only A**hole who took this step, as more and more of my friends are moving back)

As a 'subject matter expert' I was giving him some hints and tips on the issues he would be facing.

First hint : If you are shipping your things to Lebanon, and to get your things thru the airport customs, you have to have some good connections with the surete generale (Amn el 3am) especially if by mistake you decided to ship your CD and DVD collection. Apparently they need to go through censorship (ra2abeh) to make sure that the content is aligned with their values and ethics. If not, make sure to prepare a good bakhchich !

So for those of you guys thinking of bringing your porn collection ... re-consider :)

Second hint : when employed in Lebanon, it is a common practice for your employer not to declare your full salary to social security. Don't panic it's normal , this way they pay less charges, and no it wont affect the huge home loan you're planning to get from your bank ! Not that I encourage these practices, but this is the way it goes here

3rd hint : be patient ! especially with your parents, they will still think of you / treat you as the same young boy who left 9 years earlier! It will take some time for you and for them to adapt to the new situation

Anyway, welcome back dude ! it was good to see you...