las vegas trip summary

5 crazy days, 12 total hours of sleep 
320 chicken wings, 30 at 6AM 
60 leghems at Cosmo, 10 at Paris, 6 at Vegas airport 
4 cavity searches at Heathrow 
1 $700 bottle of Moet for $30, or the other way round 
1 $700 bottle of Moet consumed in 12 minutes 
1 Grand Cabana with a TV 
3 times the minimum charge spent... at a minimum 
4 cups of vomit, 2 with ice cubes 
4 English girls who live in Bricklane, Hertfordshire 
10 pairs of sexy eye glasses 
$100 spent on $1 slot machine in 49 seconds at Ballys 
7 blocked necks, 3 guys smelling HCL. O! cirque du soleil
10 nails engraved on a helicopter seat 
1 pee in the grand canyon 
10 inches added to the Colorado river 
30 FB check-ins, 150 FB checks 
1 night with Armin, 1 with David Guetta, so we were told 
50 girls pinched at 5AM, 1 unhappy 2x2m boyfriend, 2 lucky guys 
1 hour of free detartrage: 30min horizontal, 30min vertical 
3 Emirates hostesses, 2 dodgy Egyptians, 1 goddess 
438 Vodka redbulls, 204 Vodka tootberry, 79 shots, 84 beers and 6 coffees 
1 $400 bribe for a good table, 1 excellent table 
2 new guests invited to wedding, 1 confirmed
1 Cinderella who never found her shoe 
Unlimited free vodka at the 1st table on the left with delivery guy and cigarette tray with Viceroy and Cedars 
1 failed negotiation with homeless guy over the sale of a belt 
0 big macs served at McDo in the morning 
1 chick with burnt legs 
1 guy with stained shirt. He has learnt a lesson. 
5 seconds for fastest bottle ever ordered at Speamint 
2 seconds for light drinks to be transformed into a table and bottle 
1 Tunisian from Venezuela 
1 Japanese with 6 different names 
1 most disgusting best pastrami sandwich ever made 
1 mysterious disappearance of a Fiji bottle 
1 baby sleeping on his mom's shoulder. Amalya, we love you 

The rest "none of us can remember, remember?"